I can't believe I forgot to blog about this, but I found out the
real cause of my bloaty-gas-erupted-spleen thingy.
Turns out it's not really bad gas.
I'm lactose intolerant.
Anyway, I'm thankful that it's not anything worse, but it still sucks.
I really love milk so much and every other dairy product out there.
And I can eat and drink dairy products, but I have to take a pill
before I do, and I can only eat and drink so much of it.... it is not
So, below is a cartoon of "me" (with short hair) wearing my
What it doesn't show is the next frame of "me" throwing the
yogurt across the room and crying...